US In April & Japan Weekly Update…You’ve Been Wiislapped!

posted on May 23rd, 2007 | Written By Farmer |

This is beyond hilarious anymore…here are the Harware Sale for the US in April.

Based on the NPD Group’s latest report:

DS - 471,000 - WOW what a shocker…You better watch out DS ’cause the PSP is coming to get you…err
Wii - 360,000 - OMFG!?! This HAS to be a mistake! How does the GameCube 1.5 sell so many?!?! It’s because the good games for the PS3 are not out yet…wait what were they again?
PS2 - 194,000 - Still TONS of fun games to play on this system.
PSP - 183,000 - Solid but ya going to have to do better then $169
360 - 174,000 - Kicking the PS3…that’s all that matters
GBA - 84,000 - Still fun! Even though the DS is here.
PS3 - 82,000 - Going down?
GCN- 13,000 - It ain’t dead yet bitches!

Here are Japan’s Hardware sales for the week of May 7th-13th:

DSL - 163,785 - Go Hiro!!!
Wii - 52,544 - Still putting the smack down!
PSP - 34,433 - Stay’n alive!
PS2 - 10,414 - Getting bored yet?
PS3 - 8,839 - Pretty sad when you’re barely staying ahead of the 360 in Japan…
Xbox360 - 2,105 - Best week ever?
GBM - 408 - They like small things…
GBASP - 343 - Not as small but still…
GC - 315 - Replacements
DS - 39 - There are a few there with big hands.
GBA - 18 - Vintage buyers…

Well the Wii & DS are holding strong and have been for some time now. With that said, were are all you doomsayers now bitches!